Winston:So I was looking into denture sales today; tea and tobacco seemed to have just petrified my teeth. I went to Matherson for his opinion, but he was still stuck on the Yacht Market
So instead, I just went about town, found a simply dashing monacle
Sebastian:  You don't say?
Winston:  Ohyesindeed
I believe the young lad said it was the latest in 'dead brill' fashion
Sebastian:  Speaking of which, have you recieved the latest issue of Dinner Jackets Monthly? The new fall fashions are just FABULOUS.
Winston:  You don't say?
I need a new one to go with my hunting and sports jacket
Must look nicely kept when with the hounds you know
Sebastian:  Go with Posh Brown. It's stunningly vibrant with a mohogany cane.
Winston:  Bloody Hell! I've made a terrible stain in my ascot, damn it all
Sebastian:  Oh, I'm sure you have a maid somewhere who can get it out. No worries old chap.